Alfaisms

Just recently I started collecting some Alfaisms. I do not see this becoming a long term hobby, but wanted to share some funny stuff. A couple of these might offend certain groups, but it is ok, I am a volunteer fire fighter…. (If you did not get that joke, go see Talladega Nights)

I would rather be broken down in my Alfa than driving a BMW.

I'd rather be in an Alfa praying to God that we'll make it home, than sitting in a church thinking about my Alfa.

Dang' - that thing's got a HEMI!

I want to die like my grandfather, in his sleep, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

These cars eat replacement parts like Rosie O'Donnell eats chocolate mousse.

A Ferrari owner told me that I should budget at least 10% of the value of my car every year for replacement parts in order to keep the car's value constant or improve it slightly.

You are not a true petrol head until you have owned an Alfa Romeo.

The 1% of the time they are going right makes up for the 99% of the time they are broken.

When they are right they are like a cheap Ferrari...the rest of the time they are like an expensive Fiat!!